Thursday, June 21, 2007

Bomb the World

To borrow a phrase from one-hit wonderland, things that make you go hmm:

The Pentagon will spend $78 billion (yes, with a B) on military research this year. This month an Ohio Air Force lab requested $7.5 million to build a "gay bomb," not to worry though, it is nonlethal (unless you happen to be a fundamentalist wingnut). This bomb would "encourage enemies to make love, not war. The weapon would use strong aphrodisiacs to make enemy troops so sexually attracted to each other that they'd lose interest in fighting." Let that sink in for a moment……


Ok, are you done laughing? No? I'll give you some more time to get your shit together…..


How 'bout now? All better? Good!

If the military were able to construct such a weapon I think the first 'enemy' it should be used on is King George followed by all the little bushies.

6 comments:

CapricornCringe said...

If you hit me with the gay bomb, at least I'd get laid.

And fix this so I don't have to use my old blogger account to comment :)

Soulkeeper said...

"If you hit me with the gay bomb, at least I'd get laid."

Huh?

"And fix this so I don't have to use my old blogger account to comment :)"

Done

CapricornCringe said...

Oh. I guess a bomb would kill me, huh? But wait! See, this is one advantage to living in the closet - the gay bomb couldn't find me!!

I really have no idea what I'm saying. You now have proof. :)
(and thanks for the fix)

CapricornCringe said...

Write something, you wanker!

Soulkeeper said...

Soon, I promise.

CapricornCringe said...

You said "soon" 17 days ago. That's not "soon," that's 3 fucking weeks.

Don't make me come down there.